St. Gloriana's internal organs A parody of 戦争のはらわた (Sensou no Harawata, literally "Bowels of The War"), the Japanese title for Sam Peckinpah's "Cross of Iron".

I've come to spy on St. Gloriana Girls Academy today!

Fufufu Our school doesn't have any deep dark secrets at all.

Go ahead. Tour our ship until you're fully satisfied.

My? We have a guest? Would you like some sandwiches and black tea?

Waah, thank you very much. Cucumber sandwiches sure have that English feel to them.

Our school can grow cucumbers all year round in the greenhouses. We're very proud of this.

There's plenty of black tea for refills.

Oh.

*tremble*

I gotta use your washroom a bit.

Drank too much black tea~

Ah! You mustn't go in there!

Huh? There are a bunch of Assam-looking kappas chained to the floor.

And they're cultivating cucumbers?

Damn! Our school's secret has been exposed! Capture her! Don't let her escape!

Waaah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't see! I didn't see anything~!

We'll turn you into a kappa too!!

To be continued.