Why ya always staring at her this far away, man?

Yeah.

If you're not careful just 'cause you're hitched, you're gonna get cheated on.

See, this is how they get behind ya, man.

Even EX-bosses, before awakening to love, are just late-blooming lewd animals.

Alrighty, how's the fair Miss Misty?

You guys... any funny business with (my) missus... Double entendre: "proprietress" is more correct here, but the "my" sort of turns it into "wife".

and you will pay.