Wow! You really do!

I see... So having a braid is a mandatory requirement to form an alliance with you guys.

No, it's not...

That being said, my hair is too short to braid...

Which is why...

Huh? Wasn't Chaplin's hair pretty short too?

No, he recently got a makeover and grew it out, so it's fine!

We should put his hair into braided pigtails, braid his beard too, and decorate it all with ribbons!!

I'm not gonna play along with this, you hear!!