Can't you two just swap?

We aren't pok*mon, you know.

Please calm down, Mother-in-law.

Who're you calling Mother-in-law?!

Oh?

Ugh

Seriously, you two...

Why do you all have to be so...

...droopy-eyed? They're way too droopy! What is that?! It's ridiculously droopy! They're like textbook droopy eyes!

It totally reminded me of Tomo- Um, I mean, your father.

Mom... please let go of our droopy eyes.