Wait, why is Iroha the top?

If you ask Kaguya...

A pure yet devilishly cute alien like Kaguya...

Is definitely the top, don't you think?

Listen to what I'm saying.

And what the heck are you even talking about?

You're... a what...?

No matter how you look at it,

I'm clearly the top!!

Ahh...

It's not good to jump to conclusions.

The internet said that arguing top and bottom just leads to factions and shipping wars.

Quiet!

It's just... I mean...

I can't imagine myself being the bottom or anything like that.