Rest assured.

Since I trust my husband, I have no intention of prying any further into whether or not you have been unfaithful.

However, quite apart from that, I've felt like doing it, so we are going to have sex now.

And, though there is no deep meaning behind it, I will be measuring the hardness and stamina of your pe*is during erection, the amount and force of your semen during ejaculation, and your sperm count.

Though there is no particularly deep meaning behind it, of course.