Q. How much do you love your daughter?

Hmm... I dunno what kinda answer you're expectin'...

She is the inheritor of my soul, and so dear to me

It goes without saying that I love her

But how much, you ask?

Fufu... well, to put it in your words

"She's the apple of my eye," lit. "It wouldn't hurt if I stuck her inside my eye". Anyway it's an eyepatch joke

...I dare say