Dammit, I wanna get that box but I totally can't reach it!Hey, Alice! Sorry, could you get down on all fours here and be a stool for me?No way! I'd be happy to get trampled by you, but just that wouldn't be at all enough! I want to at least carry you on my shoulders!Th- that'd make you happy...!?And it won't be any old shoulder carry either! We'll do it the other way around! That is, you won't be riding on my back! You'll be riding from the front!Whaat!?I just want to innocently peek inside your skirt, is all!What the hell do you think you're saying with that look on your face! You're disgusting! Do you really not think that plan is a bit lacking in innocence!?All right, all right, I'll be the stool, so would you get the hyper yo-yo from that box for me?Hyper yo-yo? Marisa, do you really need that right now...?Oh, if that's the way you want to play it, let's decide who gets to be the uke and who gets to be the seme with a round of rock-paper-scissors! The winner gets to do what they want with the other!Uke? Seme? What the hell are you on about?But if you're challenging me to a fight, I'm up for it! I'm winning this for sure!Wait, you could just fly up and get it...The EndDiagramMeMarisaBackFrontNothingDazzling wonderland
Dammit, I wanna get that box but I totally can't reach it!
Hey, Alice! Sorry, could you get down on all fours here and be a stool for me?
No way! I'd be happy to get trampled by you, but just that wouldn't be at all enough! I want to at least carry you on my shoulders!
Th- that'd make you happy...!?
And it won't be any old shoulder carry either! We'll do it the other way around! That is, you won't be riding on my back! You'll be riding from the front!
Whaat!?
I just want to innocently peek inside your skirt, is all!
What the hell do you think you're saying with that look on your face! You're disgusting! Do you really not think that plan is a bit lacking in innocence!?
All right, all right, I'll be the stool, so would you get the hyper yo-yo from that box for me?
Hyper yo-yo? Marisa, do you really need that right now...?
Oh, if that's the way you want to play it, let's decide who gets to be the uke and who gets to be the seme with a round of rock-paper-scissors! The winner gets to do what they want with the other!
Uke? Seme? What the hell are you on about?
But if you're challenging me to a fight, I'm up for it! I'm winning this for sure!
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