Yes! The hypnosis app I've always wanted, I finally got it!

Wow, you're a moron.

That stuff is made by morons, for morons.

Cut it out, idiot, there's no way something like that really-

Error! This app does not support 'layered hypnosis'.

Please reselect a target who is not under hypnosis.

That can't be... Then I... am...?

H-hey... Calm down, there's no way it actually works...