――お前は言った。
「アンタがまた掃除当番をサボらないように
監視してるの。他の子のためにも」

その言葉通り、少し休もうとしただけで
ぎゃーぎゃーうるさい声が飛んでくる。
ほんのちょっとスマホ触っただけだぜ？
別にいいじゃねぇか。

……おい、待て。いつの間に
ホウキなんか持ってきてんだよ。
さっさと終わらせるわよ、って
お前、俺の母ちゃんか？

お前もお前の用事があるくせに。
俺に構ってたら駅前のシュークリーム
売り切れちまうぞ？
今日こそは、って
楽しみにしてたじゃねぇか。

……ああ、もう。お前のせいだ。
この掃除、1秒でも早く
終わらせねーとじゃねーか！

I know you said you were just "keeping an eye out" to make sure I don't ditch my classroom cleanup duties, but c'mon...

Would it reeeally be such a "disrespect to the other students" if I took a tiny break? Do you reeeeeeeally gotta yell at me for taking one minute to check a notif?

...Huh? Wait, why've you got a broom?

...What do you mean, "let's get this over with"? Since when are you my mom? I'll do it myself in a minute.

And besides, I thought you had plans today. Those creams puff you were gushing about all week are gonna sell out again if you don't get moving.

...Huh? But you were going on and on about how excited you were...

Ugh, <i>fine</i>. Just you watch—I'll get this classroom spotless in seconds! But if they're sold out when we get there, it's <i>your</i> fault!