Heheh... That old bastard... He snatched my red buff, how dare he!... Probably referring to Graves

I'm gonna blow you to smithereens with this Noxious Trap mushroom...

Pix... What should I do... My heart won't stop pounding when I see that handsome prince Teemo...

Ah...

You got a hole in your brain or what? How can that ugly face look like a prince to you?

Um...

He really does look like a prince...look for yourself...

Who the flying fuck is this!?

Hey! Teemo! I got the trace of that old bastard on the right!

Tristana? Right... I'm on my way!

Ugh... Her again! That treacherous cannon girl who's constantly hitting on my Teemo...

According to rumors, weren't you and Veigar...?

He used my Promote without my permission and refused to admit it, I will have no beef with him!