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Hirofumi "Small... leave me alone..." Yuuko "I'll save you! Don't come to school tomorrow!" Yoru "I'm just the tutorial character." Denji "What the fuck are you talking about? Let's go look at the penguins." Asa Valentine's Day? Are you fucking kidding me? Who even cares about this dumb corporate holiday? It's just another made-up excuse for companies to sell tooth-rotting chocolate and material garbage to couples to celebrate that our space rock is in another position around the sun. Why do they need a special day for their love if they love each other so much, huh? It's all commercialized nonsense and makes single people feel like shit. Not that that applies to me, of course. 'Cause it's totally meaningless to me. Because I know how stupid and arbitrary this all is. I'd throw out any chocolate I got to prove it. In fact I'm walking to the trash can RIGHT NOW. But thanks for the gesture, I guess.

otome game parody for Valentine’s Day