To protect my friends...No, my family.

Cool story, bro a better equivalent exists I'm sure...

As the master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I have to protect all of you.

What are you going to do with a sword in this danmaku-filled age!?

Well, my hips just feel lonely without a sword and I don't look nearly as cool without it...

And a holy sword at that!? Are you trying to be rebellious!?

Now, now, Patche. Even if this is a danmaku-filled age,

surely someone out there still depends on weapons.

It wouldn't hurt to prepare for something like that, would it?

That's the reason why I'm going to buy that sword...