The Yukarin Animal ChroniclesYukarin and the SunfishHah hah...!
It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...To swim with all my might while riding on the back of a sunfish!
(Don't even ask how this is supposed be swimming, that would just be rude.)Glub glub!Pffft...! Pfglub!Blub blubPHEW!Ahhhh... Didn't see that coming! Hahahahahah!Glub glub glubPhew!The sunfish is trying to swim as close to the surface as possible for me, but, when my body emerges from the water the sunfish can no longer support my weight... (Due to water pressure.)
And then when my body is completely submerged, the sunfish will again start to surface...!I have understood, and I will gladly accept your efforts!
Since it has come to this, sunfish! Let us combine our strengths, and go together!
Go somewhere far, far away from here!What is the matter, sunfish! You are literally bobbing up and down quite roughly! Put your back into it!
Or... No, wait. Perhaps...That day, the sunfish saw the sun for the first time.We can only guess at what he thought of the scenery that spread out before him, but, right after this he violently shook Yukari off so he could return to the water to breathe again.THE ENDYukarin and the GiraffeHah hah...!
It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...To take in the sun, reclining against the neck of a giraffe!According to one theory, giraffes evolved their long necks because they wanted to eat leaves growing high up...But you'd think there'd be lots of other animals that wanted the same thing, wouldn't you?So why did only you giraffes grow longer?Munch...Glug glugMunchMunchTHE ENDSPLASHYukarin and the BirdsHah hah...!It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...To have an eagle...Perched on my left shoulder!And to have a hawk perched on my right shoulder!Furthermore, to have an owl perched on the top of my head!Also to have a large number of ducklings following me in a line!And to continue, to have a pigeon on each arm...And a tame Java sparrow on my fingertips!Ca... catharsis.WOOF!flap flap flapAaaw! No, wait, guys! Waaaait! Don't gooo!Nooo, doggy! Stay away from meeee!Ah!Woof woof!No... What is going on here... This can't be right... It's the scoop I've been longing for...Bunbunmaru NewsSHOCKING SCOOP!
GENSOKYO'S STRONGEST AND MOST CHARISMATIC YOUKAI, YAKUMO YUKARI'S WEAK POINT IS A MERE DOG!?
WE HAVE OBTAINED TOP SECRET PICTURES OF YUKARI BEING CHASED AROUND BY A DOG!!!!!The next day, various youkai brought dogs to the Mayohiga in order to defeat Yukari.
She played around with every single one of them.
(That is, she literally played with them.)Yukarin and the RabbitMunch...
Munch...Hah hah...Rustle...I remember hearing that rabbits will die if they're lonely...!
Well, I'll give it all the love it can handle!Grin...Sneeeeak...StartleAh! Wait...No, I know, I know... It's really me who is lonely...I wonder if Ran is still angry at me... I really don't want to go home right now...We've been looking for you, Yukari-sama...Ran... Chen... I didn't think you'd find me here...Please stop being stubborn and come home with us, please. And I did act a bit immature too, I will admit that.I shouldn't have yelled at you just because you said you wanted to keep an alpaca in the house, even if you'd just leave all the work of taking care of it to me, and it would spew smelly spit all over everything it didn't like.Now, dinner is almost done, so let's eat together.
We're having your favourite hijiki seaweed tonight.So you'll let me keep an alpaca in the house, even if I'll just leave all the work of taking care of it to you, and it would spew smelly spit all over everything it doesn't like, right!You can ask as many times as you want, it's not happening.THE ENDRan is the kind of extraordinarily excellent shikigami who will always say no to things that should be said no to.Aah... The mysteries of life...
Hah hah...!
It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...
To swim with all my might while riding on the back of a sunfish!
(Don't even ask how this is supposed be swimming, that would just be rude.)
Glub glub!
Pffft...! Pfglub!
Blub blub
PHEW!
Ahhhh... Didn't see that coming! Hahahahahah!
Glub glub glub
Phew!
The sunfish is trying to swim as close to the surface as possible for me, but, when my body emerges from the water the sunfish can no longer support my weight... (Due to water pressure.)
And then when my body is completely submerged, the sunfish will again start to surface...!
I have understood, and I will gladly accept your efforts!
Since it has come to this, sunfish! Let us combine our strengths, and go together!
Go somewhere far, far away from here!
What is the matter, sunfish! You are literally bobbing up and down quite roughly! Put your back into it!
Or... No, wait. Perhaps...
That day, the sunfish saw the sun for the first time.
We can only guess at what he thought of the scenery that spread out before him, but, right after this he violently shook Yukari off so he could return to the water to breathe again.
THE END
Yukarin and the Giraffe
Hah hah...!
It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...
To take in the sun, reclining against the neck of a giraffe!
According to one theory, giraffes evolved their long necks because they wanted to eat leaves growing high up...
But you'd think there'd be lots of other animals that wanted the same thing, wouldn't you?
So why did only you giraffes grow longer?
Munch...
Glug glug
Munch
Munch
THE END
SPLASH
Yukarin and the Birds
Hah hah...!
It's been my dream, ever since I was a child...
To have an eagle...
Perched on my left shoulder!
And to have a hawk perched on my right shoulder!
Furthermore, to have an owl perched on the top of my head!
Also to have a large number of ducklings following me in a line!
And to continue, to have a pigeon on each arm...
And a tame Java sparrow on my fingertips!
Ca... catharsis.
WOOF!
flap flap flap
Aaaw! No, wait, guys! Waaaait! Don't gooo!
Nooo, doggy! Stay away from meeee!
Ah!
Woof woof!
No... What is going on here... This can't be right... It's the scoop I've been longing for...
Bunbunmaru News
SHOCKING SCOOP!
GENSOKYO'S STRONGEST AND MOST CHARISMATIC YOUKAI, YAKUMO YUKARI'S WEAK POINT IS A MERE DOG!?
WE HAVE OBTAINED TOP SECRET PICTURES OF YUKARI BEING CHASED AROUND BY A DOG!!!!!
The next day, various youkai brought dogs to the Mayohiga in order to defeat Yukari.
She played around with every single one of them.
(That is, she literally played with them.)
Yukarin and the Rabbit
Munch...
Munch...
Hah hah...
Rustle...
I remember hearing that rabbits will die if they're lonely...!
Well, I'll give it all the love it can handle!
Grin...
Sneeeeak...
Startle
Ah! Wait...
No, I know, I know... It's really me who is lonely...
I wonder if Ran is still angry at me... I really don't want to go home right now...
We've been looking for you, Yukari-sama...
Ran... Chen... I didn't think you'd find me here...
Please stop being stubborn and come home with us, please. And I did act a bit immature too, I will admit that.
I shouldn't have yelled at you just because you said you wanted to keep an alpaca in the house, even if you'd just leave all the work of taking care of it to me, and it would spew smelly spit all over everything it didn't like.
Now, dinner is almost done, so let's eat together.
We're having your favourite hijiki seaweed tonight.
So you'll let me keep an alpaca in the house, even if I'll just leave all the work of taking care of it to you, and it would spew smelly spit all over everything it doesn't like, right!
You can ask as many times as you want, it's not happening.
THE END
Ran is the kind of extraordinarily excellent shikigami who will always say no to things that should be said no to.
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