Shipping Requirement

Huh?

Cress is 16 years younger than me, one whole generation apart. How am I going to introduce him to my parents? "We met at the Demon King Slaying Party, got along well, and eventually fell in love"? But that was 5 years ago. Cress was 11 at the time. That'll make me look like some kind of molester.

And besides, my family thinks of me as "that one shut-in wizard that probably isn't a sex offender." I heard the family head (my younger brother) has a 10-year-old son (my nephew). They would ban me from ever visiting again if this comes up. I would do that, if I were in their shoes.