Hmm, I see...

So this is the latest in "moé"...

Clearly I haven't been studying enough...

The correct way to eat a chocolate coronet is to lick the chocolate from below.

What is it this time?

It's an anime! A moé-anime!

This girl sure sings well.

The Computer Club was going crazy over it so I borrowed it.

The main character is a girl called Konata.

She's so short, yet she's actually a year older than us.

And she's an otaku! Isn't that moé?!

Huh? Really?

How is that moe?

Elementary school girl on the outside, otaku on the inside...

Don't be silly! That gap is her main selling point!

We need someone like her in the SOS Brigade... I guess it'd have to be Yuki. Since she's quite athletic yet likes computers...

Oh boy. Looks like Haruhi's completely hooked on this anime now.

Gimme a break already. I don't want to see that tiny character popping out of the TV or for you to start talking like that anime character.

Okay, so how about the books that Yuki constantly reads are actually manga and light novels!!

And... ah! That's it! Hey Yuki!

Try turning towards us and say Konata's line "A flat chest is a status symbol!" It's a rare quality, a seller's market!!

Yuki, that'll be your catchphrase!

Decided...!?

Anger, sadness, and finally despair. At that moment, Nagato emitted an aura that contained all the negative emotions mentioned above mixed together.....

That catchphrase was originally from SHUFFLE!

＜Catchphrase!!＞

You're not making sense.