The things she do to pay for college...

Yay, finally another (marginally) SFW piece! Hurray! Dance with me! No, not like that...

Obviously this young lady has a solid portfolio composed of a collateralized debt obligation squared, backed by synthetic tranches of subprime mortgage-backed securities, themselves re-securitized from the residual interest of a credit default swap index referencing the sovereign debts of Germany and South Korea, cross-hedged with volatility futures on a basket of emerging market cryptocurrencies, and then further leveraged through a total return swap referencing an equally-weighted index of antique pre-Columbian pottery futures and the net asset value of a distressed asset fund specializing in abandoned amusement parks in the Rust Belt.

An easy and sure receipt for financial success. Anyway, it's time to shill myself, my friends! Thanks for the support as always, love you all!