It's a normal swimsuit, nothing special. So if you please?

Man I love reading books. Isn't it great? You have entire universes to lose yourself into. If fiction's not your thing, you have access to condensed arguments and decades of debates in a few pages. And if you pick up writing? You too can be part of that club.

Racism and misogyny are the most banned things in the world. You can't be racist or misogynistic anywhere online, even here, without some crybaby faggot banning you for saying a meanie word. Imagine that. Adults freely exchanging ideas, and there are specially appointed "don't be a meanie, the women and minorities can't handle it!" police who literally do it for free. The average person is so mentally and emotionally committed to protecting women and minorities from the slightest criticism that they volunteer, for free, to police communities they despise, full of people who despise them, just to make sure no woman or minority is ever criticized.

Reading books elevates you above this mass of thought-policing crybabies and puts you in dialogue with the greatest and most brilliant men in history, most of whom were racist misogynists, because racism and misogyny are not only true, they're extremely funny.

What a world!

Anyway, thanks for the support everyone!