it goes something like

"He who holds the golden pig
Has in his hands
A golden pig"

but when a woman holds one, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN??
Similar question for when a robot is involved.

Cathy McPigtaker was eating breakfast one morning when she had a crazy idea: Steal the golden pig, and have gold eggs and ham. She knew somebody who had the goose that lays the golden eggs, so she was already halfway there. All that remained was to find out if there was such a thing as a golden pig, and then to take it!

Now she is a criminal, and she is being chased by a flying motorcycle cop as well as her mailman who is trying his best to deliver her letters but she doesn't want it because she's fairly certain it's just junk mail (it is).

How will all this turn out? We will never know*

I tried returning to dynamic poses and lots of action, and it was fun. Except I got carried away with perspective, and now Cathy has tiny feet and the mailman has huge hands. Guys, learn from my mistake!

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*Cathy discovers she cannot eat gold.