私が中学校の図書室で読んだ偉人伝の勝海舟は刻みタバコふかしてたのでこちらの勝先生にも何かしら吸っていていただきたい……

In the biography of a great person I read in my middle school library, Katsu Kaishu was puffing on shredded tobacco, so I’d like this version of Katsu-sensei to be smoking something too…