I came here to request something of you.

Um...

I don’t know how to use a whip, bondage kind of scares me, and I don't really like high heels, either...

Well then, what was that going on just then..?

I want you to make a contract with me and become a magical girl!

A magical girl?

If you make a contract with me, I can grant you one wish, whatever you want!

I can make any miracle happen, no matter what it is!

We offer great benefits package with a fantastic healthcare plan!

Our company is expanding internationally, and experiencing tremendous growth in all sectors!

If you want to make a contract with us, you'd better do so now!

Wow! We've got to hurry!

If you want more details, feel free to read through this paper copy!

What's with this fishy offer...?