PALMER oh my god I'm genuinely gonna kill myself what the fuck, I had a crush on a friend, ok? I was really into her.

So I thought "you only live once" and all and figured I might as well try to flirt with her, so I got my makeup on and dressed up and I really thought I did well but I probably disgusted her because she seemed pissed off :(

AND NOW IM SHOCKED because I checked my friend's Umastagram story and she's actually TAKEN and I was just a delusional bum trying to ruin her relationship??? WTFWTFWTF

so I don't think I'm going to recover from this fumble UNLESS we can kiss but as friends because we're totally not lesbians, we're besties, we're BFFs