俺「ん？なんだ、待ってたのか。遅くなりそうだから先帰れっつったろ？」
幼馴染「あ、あのね、どうしても今日中に渡しときたいもの、あったから」
俺「ああ、明日提出期限の宿題か～、いつも見せてもらって悪ぃな」
幼馴染「ち、違っ……」
俺「ごめん、冗談。寒かったろ」（ぎゅっ）
幼馴染「あっ……（赤面）」

■こういうイベントが何で俺に起こらないのかって考えたわけですよ、最初バグじゃないかな～って思ったんです。人生の攻略wikiにはこういうイベント起こるって書いてあったし。でも何年たってもイベントが起こる気配がないんです。そこで気づいたんです。俺が見てたwikiのページって協力プレイモードのページだったんです。どうやら俺って生まれるときに１人プレイモード選んでたみたいなんですよ。通りでイベント起こらないうえに、人生の難易度が高いと思いました。皆さんも生まれるときは気をつけたほうが良いですよ(ヽ；ω；)

Me: "Hm? Were you waiting for me? I told you to go home first since it's getting late."
Childhood friend: "Uh, well, there's something I really needed to give you today."
Me: "Oh, the homework due tomorrow? Thanks for always helping me."
Childhood friend: "Uh, n-n-no..."
Me: "Sorry, just kidding. You must have been cold." (*hug*)
Childhood friend: "Oh!....(*blush*)"

■ I've wondered why things like this don't happen to me. At first, I thought it might be a bug. It said on the walkthrough wiki for Life that these kinds of things would happen. Yet, there don't seem to be any signs of them happening, even after several years. But I realized something. The wiki page I was looking at was for the CO-OP Multi Play mode. Apparently, I chose Solo Play mode when I was born. So these things don't happen, and my life has a high degree of difficulty. You guys had better be careful when you're born! &-(