I used to be quite the rebel in my prime...

U fu fu!

*sigh*

If I have to hear another one of your tales, I'll scream!!

AaA AA aH!!

Oh, but I actually did the events in this one.

Don't get carried away now!!

If you're gonna share your exploits, at least make it interes-ting!

Eh? But I don't have any interesting tales to tell.

You got attacked by a mugger yesterday, didn't you!?

Tell them about that!