Why don't you try our special hat? It'll make you happy!

Ah, just the kind of thing you'd see at a theme park.

How does wearing that make you happy?

This hat emits unique mind control waves, you see.

You shouldn't rely on that crap to entertain guests.

Eh!?

Oh gosh, how do I entertain them now...?

So, uhh...

You wanna play shiritori...?