HEY!! Today is Flan Day, which only comes once a year, so don't get in the way!

July 4th is Flan Day! Fran's age of 495 years or more = 4/95 = 7/4, which is the anniversary of the establishment of this date

"Alice in Wonderland" was published on the 4th of July! By Lewis Carroll in 1865

July 16th: Seven-Colored Puppeteer Day

Calm down for a second! Today isn't my anniversary anyway!