MikiHibikiMiss IoriYukihoAmiMamiDearestSir ♡Your job today is "Chief of Police for the Day"!Once you're up there, you've got to say something entertaining, understand?It's almost time for you to take the stage.As someone who is not nearly as proficient a public speaker as Hibiki is, I am rather nervous...Not to worry, I figured that something like this might happen.This is a set of hilarious one-liners that I put together. Read this to that crowd, and they'll be beside themselves howling with laughter.Oh my...Let's do our best, Takane!Yes, indeed...Chiefs of Police for the Day Shijou Takane and Ganaha Hibiki, the stage is yours——Self-introductions, if the two of you would be so kind.Yes, of course...."How cruel of you, Dearest Sir. Cruella de Vil is our office clerk."This is a thorny pun in Japanese. I'll explain myself later."Good day to you all. My name is Hara Yumi, and I play the role of Shijou Takane."BA-DUM TSH"Having become the Chief of Police for a Day,""I will fight to defend peace for the people of this world..." Make a pose here....HAHAHABWAHAHAHeheheh."See what I did there?""Quiz World Marukajiri: Nibble Around the World, that is."Quiz World Marukajiri was a quiz show that ran on TV Tokyo from 1983 to 1994. As its title implies, it featured food trivia from around the world.BWAHAHAHA! She's only Chief of Police for the Day, but she's talking about world peace, GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!BWAHAHAHA!KABOOOOOOMWhatever happened to defending us!? GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!I'm so glad they liked it...BWAAABWAAABWAALast Night:Alright, you guys, here we go!I'm gonna fightto defend this world's peace!!BA-DUM TSHI'm only Chief of Police for the Day, but I'm talking about world peace, isn't that just the funniest thing—?Okaaaaay~(You're gonna knock 'em flat tomorrow, that's for sure)Squeak–!It's about time that I cut back little by little on the dialect gags in my performances; gotta take that first step forward!!Squeak–! (Hibiki...)Hibiki... Is something the matter?... No choice but to ad-lib something, fast!Squeak–!(If you can't pull this off, then no one can.)Howdy, y'aaaaaall!! Ganaha Hibiki speakin'!!L... Lessee, lessee, bitter melon champloo~!Bitter melon and champloo are both extremely Okinawan foods.HAHAHAAHAHABA-DUM TSHSu... Sugarcane!! Sugarcane!!!さとうきび畑 (Sugarcane Fields) is a famous song composed by Terajima Naohiko during a visit to Okinawa and first recorded by Moriyama Ryoko in 1969. The song invokes terribly emotional memories of the Battle of Okinawa.The sugarcane genes... are calling!!!This Life is a famous song composed by Tohyama Akitaka for THE IDOLM@STER MASTER SPECIAL 03 and first recorded by Ganaha Hibiki in 2009. The song's infamous first line, "Your genes... are calling," is hilarious.Yeap, I guess-o!!!Okinawan boxer Gushiken Yoko (具志堅 用高) always pronounced "sou desu ne" as "chocchune" (ちょっちゅね). Fellow boxer Kataoka Tsurutaro (片岡 鶴太郎) began imitating him and others followed. The phrase spread in popularity throughout Japan.
A related Nico video here.* The day's biggest hit of allAs was to be expected...HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—(Your personality came through loud and clear, Hibiki)Squeak–!All of you out there too, don't forget the importance of being yourselves!!NaplesShanghaiLos AngelesKolkataOsakaHA-The phone–I'm hungry– Let's make bitter melon champloo.This bitter melon is kinda strong–Ah– TakaneIt's alright.It is only moderately bitter.Ah– It's gone!?Takane...
Ah– She's gone!?So, the Takane I saw....Takane!!Hibiki....Being hungry is proof of being alive!!That's right!!Eh–Takane had an accident?! Her condition is unknown?!!ring ring ringSay that after you've tried it. If you diss it, I'll get mad.That's what I'm best at~
Once you're up there, you've got to say something entertaining, understand?
It's almost time for you to take the stage.
As someone who is not nearly as proficient a public speaker as Hibiki is, I am rather nervous...
Not to worry, I figured that something like this might happen.
This is a set of hilarious one-liners that I put together. Read this to that crowd, and they'll be beside themselves howling with laughter.
Oh my...
Let's do our best, Takane!
Yes, indeed...
Chiefs of Police for the Day Shijou Takane and Ganaha Hibiki, the stage is yours——
Self-introductions, if the two of you would be so kind.
Yes, of course....
"How cruel of you, Dearest Sir. Cruella de Vil is our office clerk."This is a thorny pun in Japanese. I'll explain myself later.
"Good day to you all. My name is Hara Yumi, and I play the role of Shijou Takane."
BA-DUM TSH
"Having become the Chief of Police for a Day,"
"I will fight to defend peace for the people of this world..." Make a pose here....
HAHAHA
BWAHAHA
Heheheh.
"See what I did there?"
"Quiz World Marukajiri: Nibble Around the World, that is."Quiz World Marukajiri was a quiz show that ran on TV Tokyo from 1983 to 1994. As its title implies, it featured food trivia from around the world.
BWAHAHAHA! She's only Chief of Police for the Day, but she's talking about world peace, GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!BWAHAHAHA!
KABOOOOOOM
Whatever happened to defending us!? GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!
I'm so glad they liked it...
BWAAA
BWAAA
BWAA
Last Night:
Alright, you guys, here we go!
I'm gonna fight
to defend this world's peace!!
BA-DUM TSH
I'm only Chief of Police for the Day, but I'm talking about world peace, isn't that just the funniest thing—?
Okaaaaay~
(You're gonna knock 'em flat tomorrow, that's for sure)
Squeak–!
It's about time that I cut back little by little on the dialect gags in my performances; gotta take that first step forward!!
Squeak–! (Hibiki...)
Hibiki... Is something the matter?
... No choice but to ad-lib something, fast!
Squeak–!
(If you can't pull this off, then no one can.)
Howdy, y'aaaaaall!! Ganaha Hibiki speakin'!!
L... Lessee, lessee, bitter melon champloo~!Bitter melon and champloo are both extremely Okinawan foods.
HAHAHA
AHAHA
BA-DUM TSH
Su... Sugarcane!! Sugarcane!!!さとうきび畑 (Sugarcane Fields) is a famous song composed by Terajima Naohiko during a visit to Okinawa and first recorded by Moriyama Ryoko in 1969. The song invokes terribly emotional memories of the Battle of Okinawa.
The sugarcane genes... are calling!!!This Life is a famous song composed by Tohyama Akitaka for THE IDOLM@STER MASTER SPECIAL 03 and first recorded by Ganaha Hibiki in 2009. The song's infamous first line, "Your genes... are calling," is hilarious.
Yeap, I guess-o!!!Okinawan boxer Gushiken Yoko (具志堅 用高) always pronounced "sou desu ne" as "chocchune" (ちょっちゅね). Fellow boxer Kataoka Tsurutaro (片岡 鶴太郎) began imitating him and others followed. The phrase spread in popularity throughout Japan.
A related Nico video here.
* The day's biggest hit of all
As was to be expected...
HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—
(Your personality came through loud and clear, Hibiki)
Squeak–!
All of you out there too, don't forget the importance of being yourselves!!
Naples
Shanghai
Los Angeles
Kolkata
Osaka
HA-
The phone–
I'm hungry– Let's make bitter melon champloo.
This bitter melon is kinda strong–
Ah– Takane
It's alright.
It is only moderately bitter.
Ah– It's gone!?
Takane...
Ah– She's gone!?
So, the Takane I saw....
Takane!!
Hibiki....
Being hungry is proof of being alive!!
That's right!!
Eh–
Takane had an accident?! Her condition is unknown?!!
ring ring ring
Say that after you've tried it. If you diss it, I'll get mad.
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