Why did you create a title on your own?! If you put your title in kanji, it becomes "evil wasted effort"!

What about your name? It sounds like it's about to explode! Does the Siberian Express stop at that station!? Siberian Express is a series of murder mystery films. In the second film, the namesake train is stopped due to an explosion.

Now that it's come to this, let's have match to see who can convey the most "now" and "young" information! "Now" and "young" are Japanese slang regarding what is fashionable, similar to English words "in", "hot" and "hip". Ironically, they are now considered out of fashion, and their use is mainly for a laugh.

Bring it on!!

And so, what is in vogue right now is definitely that! Even more so than moe or anything else,

mahjong!

Mahjong?

Curse curse curse curse...

South round 4th hand All Last

Blast Upper! Blast Upper! Iishanten! I'm unusually not out of chips at all last, and I'm even at 3rd place! "Blast Upper" is a move from King of Fighters. Notable for being unclearly pronounced by the voice actor, making it easily misheard. "Iishanten" means she is two appropriate tiles from winning this hand (i.e. one appropriate tile from "listening").

I got my meld from the lower seat's discarded tile!

Patchouli-sama, at 4th place, seems to be in bad form, so I should be able to escape with 3rd place!

Marisa... Do something stupid so I can get lucky...

Do you want a medium? Medium is "itako", while stupid (in terms of mahjong play) is "tako".

Why would you want her possessed?

It's the occult.