I thought I'd like having a house full of birds, so I picked up a cockatoo and a parakeet

That seems impulsive...

June 15th is National Cockatoo and Parakeet Day

Hmm?

Is that it...

But I'm not a cockatoo at all, I'm clearly an African Grey parrot, aren't I? The birds are now speaking in Kansai dialect, typical of manzai comedy

You sure are

You've been training them just for this joke...!?