Papa, it seems as if fewer people are coming to services lately...

Oh, it's because of Madokaism!

Madokaism?!

How amazing...!

And when you join, you get a life-sized Madoka-chan dakimakura cover!!

Some people started a cult based on the magical girl idol, Madoka-chan!

The leadership is adding fellow magical girls Homura-chan and Tomoe Mami-chan as well!