Why are you smirking all this time?

Nah, I've just had a sudden realization. A nice one too.

If I were to hire you, that means you wouldn't be able to disobey me!

I'd become your boss and you'd have to meet my unreasonable demands!

I have to tell you, my boss's rate ain't cheap.

PRICE LIST

I hope you don't judge me by my appearance, since I've amassed quite a fortune mysel—

...do you accept installments?

Nope, only in a lump sum. (lying)