Warning: As I was imagining about Gin x Ran, even before I noticed, their son has come out. If you're thinking 'You should stop imagining things like progeny LOL', hastily go back KUDASAI. And the Kyoto dialect used here is a sham.

Dad!

Seriously, boy... Go back to your school.

No way. It's so boring. I'm still pretty much capable even without learning so stop worrying, dad.

No. You know I'll be the one to get scolded by Rangiku later.

Hey, dad. How come I look like you?

What, now it's bad to look like me...? Is he going through a rebellious phase...? My feelings are hurt.

Haha

That's creepy, dad. Well, it's not really that I don't like it...

Everyone says that I'm your lookalike. Although I've heard that sons resemble their mums...

It must be a lie. There's not a single trait in me that's like my mum.

You can rest easy, for you are Rangiku's lookalike.

Why must I be told off as well...

It's called a collective liability, you know.

Dad, my legs are getting numb.