It's Nature's! And Machitan's! Paka Paka Television Shopping Time!

An unidentified TV program has started broadcasting up ahead. Beginning analysis.

Today's featured item is! Yours truly! I provide on-site catering services!

From nikujaga to cabbage rolls, let me give you a hand with your meals!

Especially with kitchen applicances

For those who have trouble using kitchen appliances,

I especially recommend this service to them~

Target audience identified. There is a 98% probability that this program is aimed at "me"

However, this class of service is associated with high prices. ...Therefore, this can be classified as "expensive"?

Oh, oh my!

Why, there's a special offer just for those who're celebrating their birthday todaaay~ It's completely free of charge!