The princess carry is much more comfortable than I thought...

I thought it would be more shaky and that my skin would be hurting from the armor pinching my skin.

This... Isn't so bad...

She's also got a good face...

T-this isn't what you think!

I'm not doing this because I like it!

I'm telling you I'm not!

Put me down, this is embarrassing!

Dammit! Your armor is pinching my skin, it hurts!