This is true self-loathing

Ummmmm. So... you're me?

YEEEES. From the distant future!

In that case, welcome from afar.

Or rather, if you're also me (a shrine maiden), you should resolve this incident.

Resolve incident? Non, non. I don't do that kind of thing.

The reason being...

The reason being? So there is a reason behind it?

I am the true perpetrator!

Hyahhaaaaa!!

Oh, no! I have an urge to kill myself.