The Fastest

Your clothes don't fit again, shouldn't you get something more your size?

It's okay as long as I can look after it, I'm not particularly picky

I pick them out randomly on-line so the basic size doesn't fit well

Hold on a moment...

In that case I'm 'the fastest' at picking clothes compared to you?

T... That's true

Well, if you do the same you'll catch up...

But wearing ill-fitting clothes would ruin your straight image, wouldn't it?

C... Certainly!

Jesus!! I'm still not the fastest?!