The Laws of Futaba Channel
A parody of "The Rule of Gel-Shocker", appeared in Calbee's Kamen Rider Snacks card.
The original (translated) texts are:
For opposing the orders: DEATH
For losing to opponents: DEATH
For failing (in missions): DEATH
For loving peace: DEATH
For cherishing friendship: DEATH
For being a sloth or coward: DEATH
For being late: DEATH
For getting sick or injured: DEATH
We even sacrifice our own family's lives in DEATH for our organization
For requesting others to upload something related to doujin: DEATH.For opposing the administrators: DEATHFutaba*ChannelFor exercising authority without being an administrator: DEATHFor interpreting the administrators at own convenience: DEATH.For both creating and responding to a flame: DEATH.For stirring confrontation between fellow users: DEATH.For not enjoying Futaba Channel: DEATHFor attacking external webs, BBS or polls: DEATHFor disturbing advertisings approved by Futaba Channel: DEATH.For not paying the charge for Futaba Channel: DEATH.For uploading a cruel explicit or cruel loli image: DEATH.Berry-chu, NetRun-chu and Bukkonuki: DEATH.
Berry-chu: people who use the downloader tool "Berry" to scrape all the images from a board.
NetRun-chu: noobs who read Net-Runner, a Japanese magazine which often introduces the (mis)uses of Internet tools.
Bukkonuki: downloading large quantities of images by a (bad) download manager. The word is often used in Net-Runner.
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The Laws of Futaba Channel
A parody of "The Rule of Gel-Shocker", appeared in Calbee's Kamen Rider Snacks card.
The original (translated) texts are:
For opposing the orders: DEATH
For losing to opponents: DEATH
For failing (in missions): DEATH
For loving peace: DEATH
For cherishing friendship: DEATH
For being a sloth or coward: DEATH
For being late: DEATH
For getting sick or injured: DEATH
We even sacrifice our own family's lives in DEATH for our organization
For requesting others to upload something related to doujin: DEATH.
For opposing the administrators: DEATH
Futaba*Channel
For exercising authority without being an administrator: DEATH
For interpreting the administrators at own convenience: DEATH.
For both creating and responding to a flame: DEATH.
For stirring confrontation between fellow users: DEATH.
For not enjoying Futaba Channel: DEATH
For attacking external webs, BBS or polls: DEATH
For disturbing advertisings approved by Futaba Channel: DEATH.
For not paying the charge for Futaba Channel: DEATH.
For uploading a cruel explicit or cruel loli image: DEATH.
Berry-chu, NetRun-chu and Bukkonuki: DEATH.
Berry-chu: people who use the downloader tool "Berry" to scrape all the images from a board.
NetRun-chu: noobs who read Net-Runner, a Japanese magazine which often introduces the (mis)uses of Internet tools.
Bukkonuki: downloading large quantities of images by a (bad) download manager. The word is often used in Net-Runner.
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