Where's Super Bunyan?

In the meantime, I'll prepare some tea.

For starters, let's cover the floor with a vinyl tarp without any gaps to prevent stains on the floor.

Would you mind stepping on it and turning around?

Like this?

What the hell are you doing!?

Ouch!!

So strong!

I didn't expect this, but you're an implemented servant!

Yeah...

I take it that you're some renowned murderer.

Going by your heinous physiognomy and smell of the seashore, I'm guessing that you are Sawney Bean's wife?

Please let me join the family.

I am a renowned academic!