You may kiss the bride-

Why do you keep staring at the door?

I was kind of expecting someone to run in and shout...

I object!!

Huh?

That's a thing that happens?

Oh well. If no one comes by, guess you'll just have to kiss me like planned.

Right here, please.

Ehh??

That's gonna be pretty hard with this awkward atmosphere...

I'll promise I'll never indulge in this fantasy again!

Now pucker up, buttercup!