Let's see, what shall be the topic for today?

*flap*

*flap*

I know! I'll investigate the "Eientei Alien suspicions" I've been hearing about.

So, Eirin, what do you, as a self-proclaimed human, think of this issue?

Eh!? Er...

W-WE ARE EARTHLINGS~! Parody of fan speaking.

Earth!!

Ho...