May I have your attention, please?

Starting today, your bonuses will be paid...

... By slapping you all across the face with a wad of cash!

The amount you can endure is the bonus you get!!

WOoOHOoO!!

So you'll get a million dollars if you can endure a million dollars?!

Holy shit, man!!

That could set us up for life!!

We could finally quit this shitty job!!