Speaking of which, we're far from the sparkly magical girls you'd see in kids' anime.

You're okay with that, Mr. Sidelines?

Honestly, I am a little put off.

Guess not.

No one likes to work in the first place,

So I figured I'd pick something that interests me, even a little, over things that don't at all.

Haha, makes sense to me.

What about you? Why did you become a magical girl?

Oh.

We're moving on to me now?

The transformation surgery is irreversible, as far as I know. Why would any sane person take up this line of work?

You're not wrong, but...

Well,

My boyfriend has an intractable disease.

I see, so you needed money.

If there's anything this job's good for, it's the cash.

Well, there's that, and...