Super Bunyan, this is beyond us and out of our hands...

Let's get you checked by a proper doctor, okay?

Hospital

Let's cut it off right away.

Let's start with the brain.

No, let's leave that as our last resort.

For starters, we need to cut her access to the internet.

She must be isolated and have her mobile phone confiscated.

It will be hard at first but she'll start to feel better in a few days.

Several minutes later

If you see Super Bunyan, please let us know.