A wise man once told me:

A wise man once told me:

In the game of life, doing work is the same as losing.

That doesn't sound like someone you should be emulating...

A condition wherein a person shows extreme lassitude towards any sort of work or occupation.

A condition wherein a person shows extreme lassitude towards any sort of work or occupation.

However, for anything outside said occupation, they typically display great proactivity.

However, for anything outside said occupation, they typically display great proactivity.

This is the "Special Investigations Division" of the metropolitan police force.

A collaborative force called in for those cases that the regular investigators find too tough to crack on their own.

...or at least, that's the public stance...

In practice, they hardly ever get called in for anything, and every "workday" goes by just like this.

In practice, they hardly ever get called in for anything, and every "workday" goes by just like this.

More properly, this is the department where those who weren't fit to work anywhere else eventually wash up, the police's most useless specimens...