Trainer-kun. Could you take a look at this for a moment?

Hey, hey. Where in the world are you looking at? You’re looking in the wrong place. Not there. It’s here, here. Higher up.

Well, what do you think? Pretty awful, huh? Who'd have thought my school swimsuit tan lines would still stick around even now...

I thought I'd been careful enough with UV protection. But this means our special trip together will be ruined.

Anyway, this time I thought I'd wear this tie-up style swimsuit to suit your taste. Go on. Go ahead and take a look. The part around the chest is tied in a bow, so untying it would be super easy. How about it? Want to pull on this string?

What's the matter? Not going to pull it? Right now, you can pull on any string you want.

《Tch! What a wimp》

Ah, no. It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it. It’s my issue.

Still, it's such a shame. This really does bring my mood down, I tell you.

Eh? What for? Huh? What for? ‘I have a little present that’ll cheer you up, so could you just close your eyes for a moment?’ you say?

Oho…… I see. Well, can’t be helped then. Is this okay? Look, I’ve completely closed it.

Ah, let me make this clear from the start. I’m not interested in expensive gifts.

Even so, I wonder what the present from you could be. Hmm. Knowing you, you probably prepared something I like to eat…… I guess?

Fufufu

That silence. I suppose I got it right. Ahahaha. If it’s my favorite food, then something like『banana』seems like the most valid choice.

Hm? Just now… was that a zipper opening?

Huh? What exactly are you trying to take out?

Hm……?

Ha!

C-could that be...!

No, no, no. W-w-wait! Wait! Wait! Hold on! Just wait a minute!

I-I don’t want to believe it, but… surely you’re not trying to offer your ‘banana’?

No, no, I did say ‘banana’, but that by no means meant I was talking about yours!

Moreover, what do you think this place is!? This is the changing room of a swimwear shop! Even if it's just the two of us in this cramped space, on the other side of this flimsy curtain, there are people — with families — going about their daily lives! And in that situation, surely you’re not thinking of taking out your ‘extra-large banana’, are you!?

No, with my technique, I could probably finish your ‘banana’ in under five seconds. And if it's your ‘banana’, then all the more so. I bet it wouldn’t even take three seconds. I'd even have the confidence to pull off the legendary ‘Mikosurihan’ technique. Wahahahaha. Well now, well now. Just how many seconds can you hold out?! Ufufufu.

No, no, no. That's not it. That's not what I'm focusing on! What I'm saying is, you shouldn't be thoughtlessly flashing your precious ‘banana’ in a public place like this!

Huh? What did you say? Touch it? Y-you want me to try touching it!?

WHA! What on earth are you saying! Of all the things to say! Since when did you turn into such a pervy demon lord!? This plot twist is something I haven’t even seen in the most chaotic erotic game scenarios these days!!

Hey, hey! Whoa! What do you think you’re doing!! Stop shoving that ‘hard, long thing’ on my chest!! Ugh……!!

Trainer! I don’t really understand what this is about, but… In any case, dogeza! Apologize to me! Right now!! lol

Haa… haa… haa…

P-please. Can you give me a little time!? To be honest, you see. Despite how I might look, I’m a complete novice in that department. I have absolutely no tolerance for it!

Anyway… it’s more like I need to prepare myself mentally, or… how do I put it…… Ideally, I’d like the first time to be somewhere with more atmosphere, at least that’s how I feel. That said, this unusual tension isn’t entirely unpleasant either. Yeah, not bad… not bad at all, but… But really, to think that the first time with Papa would happen inside a swimsuit shop’s changing room when I do end up conceiving… There’s no way I could ever admit that……. No, no. And thinking about doing something like that at the point of having a child… What does that even say about me? Ugh… this is a problem, this is a problem……

Huh? What’s that? ‘Open your eyes,’ you say?

Fuuu…… I see… So the moment has finally arrived. How long I've waited for this very instant throughout my long life... No. At this point, I mustn't fluster myself. To refuse a prepared feast is a shame for a Uma Musume. Clear as a bright mirror, still as water… my heart, that was once so turbulent, is now calm, as if nothing had happened. That’s right. To become an adult, this is a path one must inevitably take at least once. It can’t be helped. Here, I shall steel myself!

I’m opening them. I’m going to open my eyes now. It’s useless to stop me. You’d better brace yourself too!

Fuooo……

The imposing figure towering toward the heavens. Is its youthful, inexperienced look part of its charm? And on top of that, glossy, extremely thick, and super long?!

Or rather, this is… It’s genuinely a real ‘banana’! It even has a price tag. It’s just a regular ‘banana’ priced at 290 yen!!!

Kuuuuuu!!!! What the hell is thiiiiis!! What does this even mean! Just what on earth is this supposed to mean!! What on earth was I supposed to have doneee!!

Haa… haa… haa…