Hey, Kanja-San! Wanna buy these?> 患者(Kanja) means patient.

I was wondering why you were coming in here in the middle of the night...>

I'm not some kind of pervert who wants to purchase a nurse's panties.>

Huh? Did you get the wrong idea?>

They're not mine. They belong to the doctor who saw you this afternoon.>

The doctor's panties...?>

She needed to pay me back for something and told me I could choose between bitcoin or her panties... >

Well, if that's the case...>

....then absolutely not!>

If you're going to try and sell panties at least sell your own!>