The story behind the name "Teddy Bear"

A story was published in the newspaper about President Roosevelt going on a bear hunt, but deciding not to shoot a bear that was in a near-death state. A sweets store saw this and made a bear plushie that they called "Teddy", after the president's nickname

If all I have to do is be this hikikomori brat's partner, then this might as well be the easiest job out there

So you are able to speak human words, aren't you Bear-san?

This one is serious trouble... Having a stoner use me to wipe his ass would be a far easier job...