So impure!! His motives are too impure!!!

Uwaah!

His unbelievably impure reasons have the feeling of a tarnished soul gem. (It's too much!)

Cut it out! There are all sorts of reasons why things are that way!! (Don't just ignore & berate me!!)

I'm very sorry, but even if you gave us a meter for measuring the divergence between worlds...

we've already got Nagato, who already possesses a "Reading Steiner." After her, an awakened Haruhi would be about the only other person who... (she's asleep)

Kyon! I finally found you!

Wha!? Woah- Haruhi!?

What the heck are you loafing around this place for! The penalty for keeping your Brigade Leader waiting is death! Death!

And so that's why I'm here to take charge of and drag this brigade member home! That said - later!

Oi, Haruhi!

Oi, Haruhi!

So, you're gonna treat me to lunch.

I got it, I got it, so let go and quit dragging me.

*scuff scrape*

Gwaaah!