I just love people like you. The kind that aren't two-faced.

You see, people are ultimately drawn to those who possess what they lack.

Jane...

Not two-faced

Honest and genuine person

You know? My junior at work made a big mistake because his enthusiasm backfired.

But when the boss criticized him in a roundabout way, he thought he was getting praised.

"I'll keep doing my best!" he said with such vigor... Oh, isn't he just adorable?

Oooh...

I'm not really used to having people care about me so much...

So just looking at your face gives me the itch...

Manager, anything up with you?

I'm fine, Seth.