August 13th is International Left-Handers Day!

It seems like the reason why the school's windows are on the left side is so that right-handed people don't block sunlight with the hand they use to take notes

I dual-wield...

So I guess that makes me ambidextrous!

If anything, you're out in left field The original pun: "ambidextrous" is read almost the same way as a word that roughly means "having a liking towards the brutal/bizarre".